A young woman was in the kitchen. A pan of water simmering on the stove. She was having boiled eggs for breakfast.
He walked in. Their eyes met. "Make love to me here, now," she said.
They made love on the kitchen table.
"Couldn't resist me, huh?" he said.
"The egg timer is broken," she replied.
This came in on an e-mail - I like it!
