Things I'd love to say at a meeting perhaps delivering bad news but have never tried. I like the idea of this one. Attend the meeting dressed in large leather full length coat, wraparound sunglasses and take a blue and red sweet (candy) into the meeting.
Deliberately placing these on the table, glance around the room and say those famous words:
"This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill: you stay in Wonderland and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes."
It may not help delivering the bad news but will leave the audience astounded allowing you to make your escape.
